|“||I am Lazzor, the eldest of woolies.||”|
Lazzor was the eldest of the woolies. He told Jack the story of his people and how they had become enslaved by the Chritchellites. Lazzor was noticeably more aged than the other woolies; his mane being more wild and his nose having warts on it. Lazzor was shown to have some supernatural abilities, namely the ability to emit images into someone else's mind. He does this with flashing yellow waves from his eyes at Jack when he relays the story of his people to him.
- Lazzor is likely named after Adult Swim executive Mike Lazzo.
- Although he only appears in one episode, Lazzor is mentioned in "Episode VI: Jack and the Warrior Woman."
- Lazzor's hands are held in a similar manner to the statue of Gautama Buddha that hides Jack's katana in "Episode I: The Beginning," when Jack visits the temple where his mother resides.
- He also lives on top of what appears to be large, sacred altar of some kind.