|“||I am Lazzor, the eldest of woolies.||”|
Lazzor was the eldest of the woolies. He told Jack the story of his people and how they had become enslaved by the Chritchellites. Lazzor was noticeably more aged than the other woolies; his mane being more wild and his nose having warts on it. Lazzor was shown to have some supernatural abilities, namely the ability to emit images into someone else's mind. He does this with flashing yellow waves from his eyes at Jack when he relays the story of his people to him.
- Likely named after Adult Swim executive Mike Lazzo.